don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
try to milk me bitch
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