My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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