we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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