Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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