She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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