If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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