Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
