last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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