He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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