So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he puts the penis in happiness.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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