goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
