bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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