Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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