I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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