3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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