what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
