She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we're making bets on your personal life
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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