But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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