I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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