its not stalking. its research.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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