That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
