I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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