So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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