The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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