It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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