he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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