Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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