This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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