Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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