Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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