I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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