She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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