Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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