I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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