Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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