come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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