She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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