farters have to be the big spoon...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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