my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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