I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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That's how twitter works, right?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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