We're like a lot better than the average bears
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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