One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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