Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Can I color on your dick again?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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