my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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