Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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