They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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