If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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