I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
