i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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