try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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