OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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