Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just gift wrapped bread.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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