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(908): View more from New Jersey

there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(410): View more from Maryland

she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.

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(480): View more from Arizona

he seriously made his penis a facebook.

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(631): View more from New York

his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores

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(905): View more from Ontario

Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.

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(585): View more from New York

Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail

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