My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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