did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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