I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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