my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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