The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
they're like a gay fantastic four
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He shit in the fireplace
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