Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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